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OK, time to write this.

WARNING!
Twilight saga fans, read this just if you can stand critiques and you don't go "WTF you Bit** TWILIGHT AWERSUUUM !!!11!one!!" ok?
Every comment with insults to me will be deleted without even reply.
Every STUPID SELFISH comment will be deleted.
On the contrary, if you can hold up a conversation even if you like the saga, I will be very pleased to have a nice chat with you.

YES: I'VE READ ALL 4 BOOKS (TWILIGHT, NEW MOON, ECLIPSE, BREAKING DOWN).
NO: I'M NOT GOING TO READ MIDNIGHT SUN BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO.
YES: I WILL SEE EVERY MOVIE.

Everything written from now on is JUST MY HONEST OPINION and NOT an absolute truth

The first thing that I realized while reading the books was a lacking plot. Really, there are a vampire in love with a human, ok, but it's ust this. Oh, and every human doesn't care that vampires kills humas. "But they're good vampires!". I DON'T CARE, if I knew a vampire I'd stay away from him/her no matter what. Next, all the Bella/Edward romance is awful. Really.

B: "I'm so ugly I can't be with you!"
E: "It's not true, I heart you!"
B: "I heart you too!"
THEN
E: "You can't stay with me, you're not for me!"
B: "Are you leaving me here, cullen?" (YES, dear saints, YES!)
E: "Sorry, but go play with the dogs!"

And then she goes off a clif into the water because she wants to have hallucinations.

I can't remember what Eclipse was all about. It should mean that it was an useless part of the plot. (They was going to fight some vampires, right?)

Then Breaking Down was a total fail. I mean, let's go to a island and have s*x! Then let's have a huge baby in your tummy that grows like mushrooms(an Italian expression, I don't know if it exist in English, but it means "grow up very much in a few time"). Oh, and then let's have a war with the most powerfull vampires in the world. Wait, there wasn't a war! Yes, because when I was ready to see some blood, it came out that they don't care about the half-vampire baby and she can get merried with the wolf-guy let's see what their sons will be like.

Reading Breaking down I felt like S. Mayer had finished all her ideas and needed to end the saga in the better an faster way.

Let's skip to the films now.

Twilight was... hg... I din't like it. (It's an euphenism)
And New Moon was worse; the only things that I liked in the film were the cameras, Taylor Lautner and Rachelle Marie Lefèvre.
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ChocolaT